Lyrics For A Special Pirate Song This Sunday -- Pirate Sunday

They say a man should always dress for a job he won't besmirch,
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this outdoor church,
'Cause making someone walk the plank seemed like a lot of fun,
And later in my sermon I get to use a pirate gun,

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--Ben