Today is Valentine's Day. So men, make sure you get by the store for a card at least. It will change your month. Trust me a card alone may not take you where you're trying to go, but nothing will take you some place you're not trying to go. SO...
Look, let's be realistic. This is a capitalistic society, and Hallmark has manipulated our feminized society into equally spaced days of "celebration" requiring cards. So here is my advice.
...Go to Dollar Tree. They have cards for a dollar or less. Don't Sell out to the Man!
--Ben
3 comments:
Cupid is alive and well.
be careful, Casanova, those dollar store cards sometimes have words spelled wrong. There's a reason why they're so cheap!
Dear Anon.
First I'd like to say that you're my favorite poet, but be that as it may...
Cupid is on the American Greetings Payroll.
--Ed.
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